• fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
  • me: zelda is the name of the guy

Remember the hello m’lady sketch on inside amy schumer I’m still trying to recover

WHAT the Fuck is up with that Bryan singer bullshit huh

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via trashmitzvah)

daisydrxps:

if drake touches my chest, i wouldn’t say anything because i know he’s not touching my boob, he’s reaching out for my heart

(via nipplethief)

Me about Brenna: she’s smart, cool, talented, kind and funny

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(via biosock)

The winter soldier?

I LOVE MULDER & SCULLY

hotsenator:

*gets to a place early* well I have nothing better to do but this I suppose

(via hotsenator)

jamesbabeshaw:

Sometimes I forget how tall and lanky Ezra is and then i see pics like this and fall out of my fucking chair because loOK

(via baiolicious)

Why do people on the internet care so much about where u guys are going to college who cares college sucks!! Drop out and do drugs